FEATS OF
ENGINEERING
At the age of eleven, my enterprising older
brother Eustace, who was perhaps the most creative and venturesome brother that
anyone could ever have, decided that he was going to build a boat to enable him
to go out fishing for the BIG ones.
All that he knew about boat building is
that the material to be employed had to be wood. He also knew that most of the
required materials that went into his ambitious project had to be either
donated or obtained by begging for them from the many retail shops around
town. The precious wood was finally obtained
but it came in the form of empty crates that most shops were only too happy to
give away. Hardware, such as nails were
obtained by ambitiously saving the sometimes crooked nails that came from the
empty crates and painstakingly straightening them with considerable risk to his
fingers. His tools were an ancient
hammer and a beaten-up saw.
Eustace had no boat plans. At his age, even if a plan was given to him,
he would not know what to do with it.
However, the human eye is a wonderful tool unto itself. Eustace went to the beach at “Smith Mackenzie” where several boats lay
on the beach away from the beckoning waves.
He spent a good ten long minutes looking at the construction of one of
the boats, after which he felt very confident that his dream boat would soon
become a reality.
Eustace spent many tireless hours after
school building his boat. He built it on
the third floor of our three storied building (Kitaruni) with little foresight that eventually, on completion, it
would have to be lowered down two very steep and suicidal stairways leading to
the road. There was a whole lot of sawing and hammering and much swearing that
went on for a week or so. Finally, Eustace
came up with the final product….a boat….or something that resembled a
boat.
Word got around “St. Joseph’s Convent School” that the launching ceremony was to be
held that Sunday after the eight o’ clock Mass, usually referred to as High Mass. All the boys full of curiosity and who knew
Eustace were at the “Band Stand” beach
a hop step and a jump from St. Joseph’s Convent School. There was a slight delay in Eustace showing up
because, as was predictable, the boat needed a whole lot of help not only to be
lifted but also to be brought down those dangerously steep stairways at the
house.
Finally, Eustace and a whole entourage of
his friends were seen carrying the boat towards the beach. It almost resembled
a Muslim burial. Eustace’s chest was as
far out as it would go with pride. He
led the way. I had never seen a prouder
person. All his friends viewed him with
the deepest respect. They looked at him as though he would be next in line to
receive the Nobel Prize. Of course, Eustace was always a person of few
words, and it is best that those words were not articulated. Eustace accepted praise as he would an insult
so it was best to simply smile one’s approval rather than say anything that
needed a vocal response.
Finally, the boat was placed close to where
the waves of the Indian Ocean gently came and licked it. Eustace was handed a bottle of “Vimto” with which to Christian his boat.
(He was too young to buy a bottle of champagne and there was no provision in
his lean budget to buy one anyway.) It was a ceremony (perhaps a ritual) that
had to be done since this was done whenever a ship was launched. He saw this in the British newsreels at
Empire Cinema the week before. Ships were being launched and shortly thereafter
torpedoed. He made a short speech full of choice invectives
and this brought about a thunder of laughter. The boat was to be named “The New Titanic.” Little did Eustace realize that the name
itself was a bad omen. He then
ceremoniously took the Vimto bottle
and struck the front of the boat in an effort to break the bottle. To everybody’s shock, the entire front of the
boat came apart but the bottle of Vimto stayed
intact. As though that was the most
normal way for a boat to behave, Eustace got a hold of his tired hammer and
made sure that the dislodged front end would never ever come apart again. The
front of the boat was shining with all kinds of nails that were used to keep it
in place.
Now came the grand finale which was the
launching. Hundreds of eyes were focussed on this final test. Eustace sat in the boat and ordered two of his
friends to push him out to sea. He took
his oar and commenced rowing frantically away from shore to the lusty claps of
all those who came to watch their hero.
When he was about twenty feet from shore, however, the boat started
doing what submarines are expected to do.
It started taking on water. In a
couple of minutes, the boat sank and disappeared from view. Eustace could be seen dog stroking it all the
way to shallow water and towards the safety of shore.
None of his friends dared laugh at him for
this apparent failure or it might have meant a missing tooth. Eustace returned to the launching site late that
night when the tide was out to retrieve his boat. When he got it home, weighing twice as heavy,
he discovered that the boards had expanded considerably. It then became obvious to him that he had
used the wrong lumber which had the property of soaking up water when exposed
to it. Marine wood was what he needed,
and this remained in his mind until many years later when he found work and was
able to bring in an income. He was then
able to pay for the best material in his attempt to build another boat. By this time he had also become literate in
reading boat plans and was now able to avoid all he pitfalls that come from
infantile ignorance.
As he put it to me years later, more went
into planning the Kon Tikki rafts than in the construction of
his first boat. He now produced a boat that was his pride for
many years and which gave him much pleasure for all the remaining years that he
spent in Zanzibar.
Unfortunately, the crowds that were a
witness to his first humiliation were not present to give him the standing ovation that he now richly
deserved.
My brother Eustace
passed away a few years ago. Needless to
say, I miss him a whole lot. My only
consolation is that he is up there and is probably building himself another boat
that will take him into unchartered areas of the universe with God as his
Captain. Happy sailing !!!
Fantastic George.. I have been reading the story and they have been very inspirational as I just started my blog... I am very young I am sure compare to you but I did go to st Joseph primary and secondary school... Most of my friends were goans partly because I was exception in English - I lost contact with most of my goans friends joanita Dcosta, Patricia pereira, titus, henry, pinto, andrew, alice, doris... the whole gang . My father was assistant mayor of Zanzibar government and he also was teaching Pitmans Shorthand to most of the goans at the Haile Sale Secondary School - Dorado, Pereria etc... If you have some nice old photos of zanzibar, please send them to me and I will upload them on my site... here is the link http://husseindharsi.wordpress.com/
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